Cue Vomit

Ewww!

What is the point of even using earphones?

Bad Hair Day

Um, I think you missed a spot.

A fish out of water

A gentleman in full fishing regalia? On the red line?

Little Drummer Boy

Nothing is more grating during a long commute than listening to a guy beat out a rhythm on the metro seat. Loudly.

Laundry Day

How much laundry is this guy planning to do?